Wednesday, October 31, 2012

News to Use ♥

This isn't really news, but it's amusing nonetheless!  Nothing like some horrifying dates to get you in the Halloween spirit.

He made her blood run cold“A friend of a friend called me for a date, and we agreed to go for a walk. Things were going well, until he mentioned that he was a member of a secret church in which the only women allowed were ‘goddesses.’ He started talking about vampirism but was elusive about his own vampire status, saying ‘Real vampires never say they’re vampires.’ Needless to say, the date ended really quickly after that!”
— Heather M.*, Newark, DE

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