Spotted ❤ A not so Golden Valley

I decided to go for the Alaskan Cod Fish & Chips. The menu said "the best fish & chips in Oregon" and menus don't lie, right?


To put it simply...


My brother said, "I don't think this place is going to make it."


My mom said, "Melissa would never eat this. The meat is the texture of gristle." (She had the beef brisket sandwich)


My sister-in-law said, "the sauce is bland" (on her pasta).


And yes... Menus do lie. Definitely not the best fish & chips in Oregon.  Sorry, Golden Valley!  Cute look, good service, but bad food.  (I don't drink beer, the beer could be good.)